You are in the middle of an important dinner party when the waiter spills steaming hot soup all over the boss'lap. How would you cope?

• You panic and start shouting on the waiter
• Arrange for the first aid and make arrangements to rush him of her off to the hospital
• You dab frantically at the ruined outfit with a napkin while screaming at the waiter
• You pour the entire contents of a jug of water over his lap, explaining that your prompt action will prevent burns and then lay out a change of clothes in the guest bedroom and return to the party while the boss changes